Archive for March, 2010

Give A Man A Fish And He’ll Make Sushi…

Sushi

Japan and beyond

If seeing dinner alive bothers you, this sign is for youIf seeing dinner alive bothers you, this sign is for you

Before we get started, any of you shrimp boat captains who down a few California rolls and beat your chest in sushi-eating triumph are going to want to sit down for this one. Don’t get me wrong, I occasionally like cucumbers and avocados wrapped in rice with canned tuna, but there’s a plethora of gastronomic wonders out there that are as much a presentation extravaganza as they are an explosion of taste. As with anything else, I’ll start you out easy.

It’s no secret that for years I shied away from sea urchin roe (uni, to you sushi aficionados). They say your first time is always the best, but trying uni in a restaurant in Southfield, Michigan is the quickest way to prove that adage wrong. The best bet is to try it near the coast, or at least in a restaurant where they take them out of the tank and open them up prior to eating. The roe (egg sacs/ovaries) are the desirable parts of the urchin (an animal that looks like a highly inedible pin cushion). Since my horrific Michigan experience I have had uni on several occasions at restaurants in the Southern California area and have fallen in love with the cool, creamy and slightly salty sea paste. Uni is fun to work with since its bright orange color makes it almost ornamental; it is mostly served sitting atop a rice and seaweed disk. We’ll come back to uni in an over-the-top presentation in a bit. Read the rest of this entry »

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Extending The Olive Branch

El Paso del Robles, California
Paso Robles Olive Festival

It is difficult to miss the Olive Festival entranceIt is difficult to miss the Olive Festival entrance

It’s hard to imagine a festival centered on the humble olive, but since 2004, the city of El Paso del Robles, California has taken celebrating the Middle Eastern fruit tree to extravaganza status. The inhabitants of the town (generally referred to simply as Paso Robles) needed something to help them recover from a devastating magnitude 6.6 earthquake that struck on December 22, 2003. The quake destroyed a historic clock tower and the Mastagni Building, as well as creating serious damage to other structures including the 1908 Carnegie Library building in City Park. The clock tower was rebuilt, the library restored and the park was selected as the site of the Olive Festival. The festival increases in popularity each year – the region has the perfect climate for growing olives and grapes, resulting in the participation of a slew of olive orchards and vineyards. You would think the festival would focus on selling jars of little green olives with their tiny pimento turtle heads sticking out, and you would be partially right, but it is dedicated to all things olive. Read the rest of this entry »

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Don’t Eat The Pig In The Poke

Poke salad (poke weed)

Southern United States

The lovely and often deadly pokeweed
The lovely and often deadly pokeweed

If you have to assign a Surgeon General’s warning to any of the culinary delights I’ve eaten, it is undoubtedly poke salad.  Drugs.com lists some of the symptoms of “poke poisoning” as “severe stomach cramping, nausea with persistent diarrhea and vomiting, slow and difficult breathing, weakness, spasms, hypotension, severe convulsions, and death”. It’s the “death” part that can be a little intimidating, but people in the rural South have subsisted on it during lean times. Obviously this isn’t something you can get by waltzing into the Piggly Wiggly and making a beeline for the canned vegetables or the produce aisle. So what would make someone who enjoys being alive want to try this foreboding vegetable? Probably the same sense of adventure shared by those who try fugu, mixed with the survival instinct that kept the first person to eat a tarantula alive. It is said that even starving animals will avoid eating the plant – the only part of the plant deemed somewhat edible are the young, green leaves (once they start turning reddish it is too late to harvest).

Safe enough to feed to my mom. Seriously.
Safe enough to feed to my mom. Seriously.

My education about eating poke salad came from participating in a good friend’s annual family reunion in Hamilton, Alabama. It was at this time that an aunt showed me what the plant looked like and said if I picked it, she’d cook it. This was the one time that there seemed to be something more important to worry about while wandering through the woods than deer ticks and rattlesnakes. I gathered about 2 shopping bags filled with the leaves, which sounds like a lot, but her trained eye could spot the leaves that were too old to be safe. The preparation was simple – the leaves were boiled, and then rinsed. Then boiled and rinsed. Then boiled and rinsed. Finally in a well-seasoned iron skillet, some small chunks of bacon were cooked down for the fat, and then the pokeweed was added with some eggs, onions and a little pepper and salt. To the casual observer this could have been spinach, but the first bite lets you know otherwise. The consistency was like spinach, but there was a pleasant but bitter bite to it. A word of caution – the bacon left in the pan seems to absorb the bitterness, making it extremely foul tasting. Was it good? Delicious! Was I worried? No, in the capable hands of an expert it was safe enough to have offered it to my mom. My parting words on poke salad – kids, don’t try this at home.

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A Story That’s Not Hard To Swallow

San Juan Capistrano, California

Fiesta de Las Golondrinas

Close up view of the swallows nestsClose up view of the swallows nests

In 1776, while the English colonists were throwing down with the British in the east, Spain was having its way with the Acjachemen band of native Americans in the west, founding a mission in the place now known as San Juan Capistrano, California. San Juan Capistrano was the 7th mission founded in Alta California, and boasts the oldest structure still in use in California (the Serra Chapel). When the stone church was built (a departure from the adobe used in the other mission churches) it was one of the tallest structures in California, making its high walls an attractive substitute for the cliffs where the Cliff Swallows (Petrochelidon pyrrhonota) had built their homes for milennia. The swallows built their mud nests at the mission, flying off to the western coast of South America in the winter, returning again in the spring to procreate.

Ruins of the old stone churchRuins of the old stone church

The mission inhabitants noted that the swallows “miraculously” returned to the mission on the Catholic feast day of Saint Joseph (March 19) each year, giving the event divine significance. Not being naturalists, they failed to realize that the reason the pagan feather dusters returned on March 19 was not because of Saint Joesph, but because of the vernal equinox – spring. Yes, spring, when thoughts of procreation fill their pointy little heads. Swallows reuse their nests year after year (not surprising knowing the amount of time it takes to make them, one beakful of mud at a time), so returning to the mission or any tall cliff-like structure where they had previously built their dream home is a foregone conclusion. The odd fact is that the individual bird does not reuse the same nest; the colony shares the nests, and it’s first-come, first-served. Their aerial dance when choosing their nests is a sight to behold; solo pilots drop out of the swirling cloud to claim the choice real estate. Read the rest of this entry »

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Through The Looking Glass

Fort Bragg, California

Glass Beach

People scavenge for glass on Glass BeachPeople scavenge for glass on Glass Beach

There are some places on earth that blur the distinction of what is natural and what is man-made; other places where mankind’s disregard for the environment results in the creation of a place of unusual beauty, where one man’s trash truly becomes another man’s treasure. One such place is Glass Beach, in California’s Mendocino County. In the 1940s, residents used this small stretch of shoreline as a dump, a practice unimaginable today. Household items were discarded into the sea, from bottles and dishes all the way up to old cars. In the 1960s, the dumping was stopped and the state closed the dump, making efforts to remove what large waste items they could – nature took care of the rest. Over the years, the surf rolled and pounded the trash against the rocks and tumbled them in the sand until there was not much more than pebble-sized items left. Since a great deal of the trash was glass, it is the primary component of the pebbles that cover the entire beach, giving the beach its recent name. Read the rest of this entry »

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