Taco Tuesdays at The Abbey
West Hollywood, California

Executive Chef Daniel Emaleh describes the tacosExecutive Chef Daniel Emaleh describes the tacos

Who wouldn’t want to see Tuesdays wiped off the map, that useless pretender of a weekday nestled between the punishing, seventh level of hell day of reckoning we call Monday and the now legendary light-at-the-end-of the-tunnel, Tony Robbinsesque cat poster of a day in need of phonetic shortening – Wednesday.  Seriously, what great event ever happened on a Tuesday? Tuesday has always been a throwaway day, a veritable place holder on the calendar, until several centuries ago when Sir Isaac Newton sat at the foot of a taco stand one warm and sunny Tuesday afternoon and got socked in the head with an Ensenada-style fish taco that had fallen from the cart, prompting the great mathematician and inventor of the fig bar to leap to his feet and declare Tuesdays as Taco Tuesdays. My timeline might be a little off, but from coast-to-coast Americans have embraced this day to where it is probably one of the few things Congress can agree on.

Although Newton most likely did not invent Taco Tuesdays, everyone from Taco Bell skyward has jumped on the bandwagon offering discount tacos on Tuesdays, making it a challenge for restaurants to step up their taco game. My recent introduction to Taco Tuesdays was at the most unlikely of places – The Abbey, the preeminent gay bar that serves as an unofficial ground zero for West Hollywood’s “alternative lifestyle” culture. The Abbey itself started as a modest little coffee shop across the street from its current location back in 1991. When they initially relocated, the space was shared with a company that sold religious statuary, so naturally when that business relinquished the space, it left owner and founder David Cooley with a surplus of materials to use to transform the bar into something that looks like a cross between a Spanish-style mission and one of the halls of greater learning at Hogwarts. The property used to have high walls around it, but now is open by iron gates that give new meaning to the term “open”. Brick, stained glass and iron mix with a state of the art light and sound system to where it’s difficult to tell what decade you’re in.

The open gates of the Gothic/mission-style Abbey in West HollywoodThe open gates of the Gothic/mission-style Abbey in West Hollywood

Executive Chef Daniel Emaleh keeps it simple when it comes to the tacos, but don’t expect some homage to Del Taco – although the menu lists a choice of fish, steak, pork, chicken or chile with cheese, it bears further description to reflect the quality of the $1.50 tacos. For example, most are dressed with rosemary, thyme, olive oil and cilantro; the poultry of choice is vegetarian free-range Jidori chicken, with meat so tender and flavorful it could just make you switch (from beef to poultry). The pork used for the carnitas tacos is sourced from Mangalitssa pigs, a rather odd-looking “furry” and fatty hog descended from wild boar (by far my favorite). There was the perfect amount of sear on the outside while the meat just melted away, neatly held together in the taco and complemented by a slightly salty feta cheese.

Simple and tasty ahi tacosSimple and tasty ahi tacos

The beef is high quality and their fish tacos are made with fried market-quality ahi tuna; they also have a vegetarian (not vegan) offering that is flavorful while not disguising itself as meat. Grilled poblano chiles are topped with crumbled feta and accented with cumin, salsa verde, mushrooms and lemon juice, an unpretentious taco that even a carnivore can enjoy. Pitchers of margaritas are available as well as $10 buckets of beer, but before you go asking about top shelf or craft tequila in the margarita, remind yourself that you’re eating tacos.

The coffee house, reminder of The Abbey's humble beginningsThe coffee house, reminder of The Abbey's humble beginnings

If you’ve saved room for desert you can head in to the last vestiges of the original coffee shop where a display case in a wood paneled-room holds baked goods from Sweet Lady Jane. In addition to pies and cakes, there are square, chocolate-encased “ding dongs” in a variety of flavors (including red velvet), but I doubt these behemoths would fit neatly in your Batman lunchbox; they’re approximately the size of a grapefruit. Naturally you can get a freshly made cup of coffee that was the lifeblood of the original business to wash down that pastry before you check out Christina Aguilera and David Cooley’s cement prints on their walk of fame (unless they have a table sitting on top of them).

The vibe in the bar is loose and relaxed, yet the atmosphere is lively and loud, but maybe not a good choice for the closed-minded. In retrospect, I came away with a different opinion than where my preconceived assumptions led – the tacos were delicious. Thanks, Ike, we can have Tuesdays back.

The Abbey Food and Bar
692 N Robertson Boulevard
West Hollywood, CA 90069
GPS Coordinates: 34° 5’0.09″N 118°23’7.32″W

Sweet Lady Jane
8360 Melrose Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90069
GPS Coordinates: 34° 5’0.88″N 118°22’21.61″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to The Abbey Food and Bar in West Hollywood CA for Taco Tuesday

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

 

Running of the grunion
Southern California through Baja California

A banner announces the Meet the Grunion programA banner announces the Meet the Grunion program

Since before recorded history, the California grunion have been performing their forbidden dance of love from Santa Barbara down through Baja California. When the tide is highest between March and August during the full and new moons, the female fish beaches herself in the wet sand and begins a belly dance that half submerges her head-up. The male grunion also comes in with the tide, wrapping himself around the female and depositing milt to fertilize the eggs that she has laid in the sand. As momma grunion works her way free, sand covers the eggs and then both lovers are then swallowed up by the next crashing wave like Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr. As romantic as this interlude sounds, the whole process takes place in the time it takes two waves to hit the beach and their act of love is consummated alongside sometimes thousands of their piscine counterparts in a veritable aquatic version of Plato’s Retreat.

The night's catch - approximately 25 grunionThe night's catch - approximately 25 grunion

Even though the lurid beach invasion of thousands of silvery fish flopping about in the moonlight is spectacular to watch, many Southern Californians have never seen this aquatic ritual. In order to ensure the perpetuation of the species, the grunion spawns (or “runs” as they are popularly called) can be observed during the entire season, but the fish can only caught in April and May. The fishing method is simple by law – a fishing license is required and you can only take the fish by hand. Like the running of the bulls in Pamplona, the running of the grunion can be fraught with peril, although instead of horned bovine stampeders one must deal with sometimes hundreds of grunion fishermen rushing to the water’s edge in a maddening melee in order to catch as many fish as they can before the grunion get spooked and decide to call it a night.

Milking the grunion for eggs and miltMilking the grunion for eggs and milt

In San Pedro, California the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium runs a program called Meet the Grunion. Around 8 PM, participants are let into the aquarium where they can see tanked grunion (as well as the aquarium’s regular exhibits), watch an educational film and learn about the fish and its unusual mating habits. Just before the run starts (usually after 10:00 PM), the crowd is led to the cove on Cabrillo Beach where they are asked to refrain from making noise or shining flashlights as waves of the fish arrive in order to ensure the maximum number of fish. At the staff’s command, the crowd makes a mad dash to the water to scoop up the fish. The number of fish that arrive is unpredictable; on some nights Bubba Gump wannabes may end up with a single fish or none at all. On my recent visit, I walked away with a sizeable catch (approximately 25 fish); before taking the catch home, the Aquarium has a lighted booth set up where they will milk your catch for the eggs and milt which they will use to fertilize, hatch and release tens of thousands of the fish. The program costs about $5, but although grunion fisherman are free to hit any beaches along the lower California coast to give it a go on their own the educational aspect alone at the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium is well worth the money spent.

Cleaning the grunion for cookingCleaning the grunion for cooking

With a decent catch in tow, I had to figure out how I wanted to prepare the fish. Since I seldom do anything straightforward or normal, I decided to create a dish that would be a play on words in true pun fashion: grunion rings. As simple as this sounds, it was extremely labor intensive – I had to behead and betail each one, scale and gut it and try to remove as much as the tiny-boned spine and ribs as I could. Once I had a mess of tiny filets, I pinched the head end of one around the tail end of another and fastened them with a knotted chive (which I found to be the perfect ingredient to play into the onion pun). Each ring-of-three was dusted with flour and then coated with onion ring batter made from a recipe I found online. A dip into the hot oil bath was all that was left to create the golden brown grunion rings.

The finished product - grunion rings!The finished product - grunion rings!

The fish itself was delicious – the flaky, mild white flesh held up well, although the taste was so delicate that the thick application of the batter almost totally subdued it. We also dredged some of the butterflied filets through the batter and fried them directly resulting in a thinner coating that allowed more of the flavor of the fish to cut through. The arduous preparation was worth it, but if you’re simply curious about how the fish tastes a catch of three or four pan fried would do the trick, and for those who don’t like to see their dinner alive first, considers the fun of simply observing the run or catching and releasing. The sport is kid-friendly (although it undoubtedly means a late bedtime) and a fishing license is not required for residents under the age of 17.

Cross-section of a grunion ringCross-section of a grunion ring

As this phenomenon is limited to this specific species and only in the range previously mentioned, it is truly a Southern California pastime that should not be missed; a grunion run is a ton of fun that’s second to none.

Special thanks to Deep End Dining‘s Eddie Lin who held the bucket, helped with the concept of the grunion ring and allowed me to single-handedly destroy his kitchen.

Cabrillo Marine Aquarium
3720 Stephen M. White Drive
San Pedro, CA 90731
GPS coordinates: 33°42’41.91″N 118°17’7.65″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium grunion run and making grunion rings

VIDEO: See National Geographic video of the grunion runs at Cabrillo Marine Aquarium’s website

NOTE: This cost for admission to Cabrillo Marine Aquarium was provided by the venue. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

 

Lutefisk

Norway

A lutefisk dinner as traditional as it getsA lutefisk dinner as traditional as it gets

Some foods strike fear into the hearts of mortals; with each cautious bite we visualize the grim reaper taking us one step farther down the black velvet carpet towards a carriage drawn by the four horsemen of the apocalypse: fugu, poke salad, seso and lutefisk. Of the four, lutefisk is probably the least understood. The Norwegian cod delicacy has been eaten for so long that no one really knows how the unusual preparation came about; the process was most likely an invention of necessity and convenience. The cod is filleted and hung to dry where it ends up looking like a long strip of sycamore bark; these are bundled like wood for storage or transportation. It is the process of reconstituting the fish that frightens people – in Norway, the cod is soaked in plain water over a period of several days with the water replaced on a daily basis. The fish is then soaked in water with the addition of lye for several more days. You heard right, folks – lye, the old-time caustic component of laundry soap. Although many Norwegians will deny this, if the fish is left too long in the lye solution, the fish is inedible, and eventually the fat in the fish will be converted to soap which the Finnish call saippuakala (“soap fish”). During the lye soak the fish will swell to multiple times its original size; after the proper amount of time has passed the lutefisk is rinsed and soaked again for up to a week in plain water which is changed regularly. This is the epitome of a “kids don’t try this at home” dish – most people who prepare the fish do so from lutefisk carefully frozen and packed by trained professionals. Even when lutefisk is prepared properly, it is recommended that sterling silver cookware or utensils should not be used as the fish will ruin it. The fabulous explanations of how the dish was created truly are fish stories – they range from the Vikings invading Ireland having their dried fish poisoned but taking a liking to the caustic dish to the fish having caught fire on wooden racks and then cleaned to be eaten. The simplest explanation is usually the best – the lye helped make the dish go father by swelling it up (as it does for hominy); old recipes call for lye created using birch ash, limestone, and water. The same dried cod is exported from Norway for use in similar dishes using less caustic preparation such as baccalà (Italy) and bacalhau (Portugal).

The dried cod destined to become lutefiskThe dried cod destined to become lutefisk

Lutefisk has come to be known as a food of the people; where in the old days it was eaten all year round it can now be found on the menu primarily during the holiday season (November through Christmas). Lutefisk dinners are common in the U.S. in areas where there are large populations of Scandinavian immigrants such as Minnesota, however the Sons of Norway in Van Nuys, California host an annual lutefisk dinner that has been an tradition at the Norrøna Lodge for over 40 years. The lodge was founded in 1942, and they have been serving the dinner at their current location since 1956. For the dinner, the lodge sources its lutefisk from Olsen Fish Company in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The fish is caught and dried traditionally in Norway during the winter and then shipped to Olsen Fish Company where it is reconstituted. After the long reconstitution process, an average of 700 pounds of the lutefisk is then sold wholesale to the lodge, packed and shipped for the dinner. One of the lodge members (Bob Olsen) has been cooking the fish for 40 years, 30 of them at the annual dinner. Cooking lutefisk is an art that takes awhile to master – boil it too long and it literally turns into a gelatinous soup; not long enough and it becomes chewy. In addition to cooking up enough lutefisk to feed 400 people, the lodge also bakes 375 pounds of pork and beef Norwegian meatballs (and they are quick to point out that these are not Swedish – they’re better); the meatballs were formerly mixed with lamb, but are still made with breadcrumbs, dry milk, nutmeg and spices and individually hand-rolled. Each table is stocked with limpa (a Swedish rye bread, with citrus peel and anise) sourced from Berolina Bakery in Glendale, California and lefse, a traditional flatbread made from potatoes and served topped with butter and brown sugar. The meal also came with mixed vegetables, a fresh, light coleslaw and small boiled potatoes. Dessert was on the table even before the meal was brought out – each setting featured a cup of creamy rice pudding with sugar, butter, whipped cream and lingonberry sauce with a rolled krom krage cookie on the side.

Bob Olsen prepares the lutefisk for cookingBob Olsen prepares the lutefisk for cooking

Dinner is served communal style at big round tables. In case you assume that the consuming of lutefisk is somewhat hazardous to your health, consider that the majority of the people attending their dinners were probably septuagenarians and older, and these people could put away the lutefisk like it was going out of style (or being banned). Two of the “younger” people at our table matched us fish for fish – we easily knocked back six or seven fillets each. The taste was remarkably mellow, although there was a slight chemical aftertaste. Lutefisk is rumored to have an offensive odor, but it wasn’t present in this case. The texture of the fish on the platters varied, and I found that I preferred it slightly mucilaginous where it dissolved on the tongue with no chewing required; it was easy to identify simply by shaking the platter. The traditional sauce of choice is simply clarified butter, but in recent times a less traditional cream sauce with nutmeg has been used and gravy boats of the creamy topping were provided at each table. Eddie Lin (who I had joined for dinner) referred to the lutefisk as “poor man’s lobster” because of the texture of the firmer preparation, although lutefisk and monkfish (the original “poor man’s lobster”) now are pricier than American lobster. I asked someone at the table what the proper traditional method of prepping the lefse was – it involved smearing a small pat of butter and sprinkling brown sugar on top, but one of our fellow diners went renegade and poured the clarified butter over an anthill of brown sugar to where you could barely see the lefse.

Aquavit that really packs a punchAquavit that really packs a punch

After dinner we walked out behind the dining hall where Scandinavian gifts were available for purchase as well as a bar where one could purchase a shot of traditional after-dinner aquavit (akvavit). This golden beverage is made from potatoes similar to vodka with a 40% alcohol kick. Akvavit is enhanced with a variety herbs, spices, and fruit extract, but smooth as the drink is it is all business. The drink takes on more of a golden color as it ages in oak. The general rule of thumb is that the darker the color, the longer it has been aged, or it has been aged in “young” casks with more resin content, although some aquavit uses artificial coloring. Lutefisk is not the kind of thing you’d want to eat on a daily basis, but at the annual Sons of Norway lutefisk dinner I think I may have redefined the term “all-you-can-eat”. Ryan (one of the younger cooks in the kitchen) was wearing and embroidered apron that read, “Take the risk – try lutefisk”, and I couldn’t agree more. Don’t let fear or rumors prevent you from experiencing this tasty and unusual dish. The taste, texture and experience of sharing this special meal with the members of the Norrøna Lodge is something I won’t soon forget – I’ll be back next year and that’s no lye.

Sons of Norway
Norrøna Lodge #50
14312 Friar Street
Van Nuys, California 91401
GPS Coordinates: 34°11’7.96″N 118°26’41.51″W

See images from the annual Sons of Norway lutefisk dinner at the Norrøna Lodge in Van Nuys, California

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by Norrøna Lodge #50. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

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