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Waiter, This Soup Is Old

Oldest Restaurant in the World
Sobrino de Botín, Madrid, Spain

Main entrance to the world's oldest restaurantMain entrance to the world's oldest restaurant

We often sit in slack-jawed wonder when our favorite bistro goes belly-up in less than a year, or when a popular gourmet food truck disappears off the road into the golden sunset, so imagine the kind of quality and service you’d have to deliver in order to get patrons to come back repeatedly for nearly 300 years. Madrid’s
Sobrino de Botín is the epitome of that spirit, and one visit to the world’s oldest restaurant (according to Guinness Book of World Records) is all it takes to demonstrate what made it one of Ernest Hemmingway’s favorites. The restaurant was originally established in 1725 as Casa Botín by James Botín, who passed it in to his nephew upon moving on to the great Zagat guide in the sky (thus the current name, Sobrino de Botín – Botín’s Nephew). The restaurant has been so popular through the centuries that it has been mentioned in Spanish and English literature by such notables as F. Scott Fitzgerald, John Dos Passos and the aforementioned Mr. Hemingway; a young Francisco José de Goya waited tables at Botín well before his stint as painter to the Spanish Crown.

One of the dining rooms on the upper floorOne of the dining rooms on the upper floor

Sobrino de Botín is located just steps below Madrid’s Plaza Mayor; in addition to being the oldest restaurant in the world, it also remains one of the most popular. The crowd is lighter at lunchtime, but it’s best to arrive prior to the restaurant opening – you may have to wait past stated opening hours to get in, but you can probably cut them some slack since they literally have all the time in the world. The interior is a sprawling collection of rooms spanning four floors (including the brick-ceiling basement); you’ll want to explore, but you’d be best advised to wait until after your meal. Each dining room has its own sense of flavor and style, but all reflect the restaurant’s long lineage; if you can swing it, the rooms on the upper floors allow more natural light in, but there’s something to be said for eating in a room that looks like a taller and better lit version of Liverpool’s Cavern Club.

These bottles may be younger than they lookThese bottles may be younger than they look

The Spanish know a thing or two about pork – Iberian ham appears on almost every menu in the city and there’s even a shop called Museo de Jamón devoted solely to Porky’s hindquarters. There are a variety of ham appetizers on the menu, but these aren’t the big moist chunks of pork you’re used to seeing on the holiday table; think prosciutto. Botín’s specialties are cochinillo asado (roast suckling pig) and cordero asado (roast lamb) and unless you want to try a variety of dishes from the menu, the perfect dining experience is to stick with the House Menu. For about 40 Euro you’ll enjoy a bowl of soup, the cochinillo asado, bread, a beer, wine or mineral water and dessert; although the baby eels are tempting, you’d better be prepared to shell out close to $150 for a dish of the tiny, ropy fish. Keep in mind that although nominal, when ordering off the regular menu as in most of Europe you’ll be charged extra for items such as bread and butter.

Sobrino de Botín's specialty - roast suckling pigSobrino de Botín's specialty - roast suckling pig

The soup is seasonal – if you time your visit right you may have the opportunity to try their sopa de ajo, which features egg poached in chicken broth and garlic, another Botín specialty; our dinner came with a crisp, rich and flavorful gazpacho. The suckling pig is roasted in the same oven (the horno de asar listed on the sign on the front of the restaurant) that’s been used since 1725; your waiter will bring a segment to the table in a clay dish and separate the meat for you. The pork is incredibly moist, still sheathed in a crackly chicharrón jacket. The contrast of the hot, tender pork with the crunchiness of the skin is heaven in your mouth – it’s easy to see why Botín is renowned for its cochinillo asado, so good it has been mentioned in the final chapter of Hemmingway’s “The Sun Also Rises”.

Roasting suckling pig in the original 1725 ovenRoasting suckling pig in the original 1725 oven

After your meal you’ll want to explore the premises – the staff is extremely accommodating and will give you access to literally every square inch of the restaurant. The closet-sized kitchen where the stone roasting oven is housed is manned by a single chef who presides over shelves filled with piglets peering over clay dishes with lifeless eyes. Even though the chef scrambles to fill orders for the succulent hogs, he’ll still gladly answer any question you have and allow you to watch to your heart’s content while he stuffs Babe into the inferno on the end of a pizza peel.

Dining in Sobrino de Botín's cavern-like basementDining in Sobrino de Botín's cavern-like basement

A visit to the wine cellar is a must, and I mean that in more ways than one. Remember, the restaurant was established back when participants in America’s Revolutionary War were still in cloth diapers, so don’t be expecting some steel-and-glass, climate-controlled, air-sealed chamber for wine storage. Passing through an iron gate that probably hasn’t been locked in decades you arrive in the bowels of the 17th century structure to find iron or wooden wine racks free-standing on dust-caked tile floors. The labels on many of the bottles are covered with such a thick layer of age that they are unreadable, and although the dust sits heavy on the racks, some of the bottles look suspiciously modern.

The sense of hospitality, attentiveness, quality of the food and moderate prices for a restaurant with such a lofty pedigree all clearly define Sobrino de Botín’s staying power and what makes it one of the world’s prime culinary destinations. The only drawback as you leave to find one of the area’s famed flamenco tablaos and a pitcher of sangria is you may just feel a little bit older.

Sobrino de Botín
Calle de los Cuchilleros 17
28005 Madrid, Spain
GPS Coordinates: 40°24’51.13″N 3°42’28.68″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to Sobrino de Botín in Madrid, Spain (world’s oldest restaurant)

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Dear Abbey

Taco Tuesdays at The Abbey
West Hollywood, California

Executive Chef Daniel Emaleh describes the tacosExecutive Chef Daniel Emaleh describes the tacos

Who wouldn’t want to see Tuesdays wiped off the map, that useless pretender of a weekday nestled between the punishing, seventh level of hell day of reckoning we call Monday and the now legendary light-at-the-end-of the-tunnel, Tony Robbinsesque cat poster of a day in need of phonetic shortening – Wednesday.  Seriously, what great event ever happened on a Tuesday? Tuesday has always been a throwaway day, a veritable place holder on the calendar, until several centuries ago when Sir Isaac Newton sat at the foot of a taco stand one warm and sunny Tuesday afternoon and got socked in the head with an Ensenada-style fish taco that had fallen from the cart, prompting the great mathematician and inventor of the fig bar to leap to his feet and declare Tuesdays as Taco Tuesdays. My timeline might be a little off, but from coast-to-coast Americans have embraced this day to where it is probably one of the few things Congress can agree on.

Although Newton most likely did not invent Taco Tuesdays, everyone from Taco Bell skyward has jumped on the bandwagon offering discount tacos on Tuesdays, making it a challenge for restaurants to step up their taco game. My recent introduction to Taco Tuesdays was at the most unlikely of places – The Abbey, the preeminent gay bar that serves as an unofficial ground zero for West Hollywood’s “alternative lifestyle” culture. The Abbey itself started as a modest little coffee shop across the street from its current location back in 1991. When they initially relocated, the space was shared with a company that sold religious statuary, so naturally when that business relinquished the space, it left owner and founder David Cooley with a surplus of materials to use to transform the bar into something that looks like a cross between a Spanish-style mission and one of the halls of greater learning at Hogwarts. The property used to have high walls around it, but now is open by iron gates that give new meaning to the term “open”. Brick, stained glass and iron mix with a state of the art light and sound system to where it’s difficult to tell what decade you’re in.

The open gates of the Gothic/mission-style Abbey in West HollywoodThe open gates of the Gothic/mission-style Abbey in West Hollywood

Executive Chef Daniel Emaleh keeps it simple when it comes to the tacos, but don’t expect some homage to Del Taco – although the menu lists a choice of fish, steak, pork, chicken or chile with cheese, it bears further description to reflect the quality of the $1.50 tacos. For example, most are dressed with rosemary, thyme, olive oil and cilantro; the poultry of choice is vegetarian free-range Jidori chicken, with meat so tender and flavorful it could just make you switch (from beef to poultry). The pork used for the carnitas tacos is sourced from Mangalitssa pigs, a rather odd-looking “furry” and fatty hog descended from wild boar (by far my favorite). There was the perfect amount of sear on the outside while the meat just melted away, neatly held together in the taco and complemented by a slightly salty feta cheese.

Simple and tasty ahi tacosSimple and tasty ahi tacos

The beef is high quality and their fish tacos are made with fried market-quality ahi tuna; they also have a vegetarian (not vegan) offering that is flavorful while not disguising itself as meat. Grilled poblano chiles are topped with crumbled feta and accented with cumin, salsa verde, mushrooms and lemon juice, an unpretentious taco that even a carnivore can enjoy. Pitchers of margaritas are available as well as $10 buckets of beer, but before you go asking about top shelf or craft tequila in the margarita, remind yourself that you’re eating tacos.

The coffee house, reminder of The Abbey's humble beginningsThe coffee house, reminder of The Abbey's humble beginnings

If you’ve saved room for desert you can head in to the last vestiges of the original coffee shop where a display case in a wood paneled-room holds baked goods from Sweet Lady Jane. In addition to pies and cakes, there are square, chocolate-encased “ding dongs” in a variety of flavors (including red velvet), but I doubt these behemoths would fit neatly in your Batman lunchbox; they’re approximately the size of a grapefruit. Naturally you can get a freshly made cup of coffee that was the lifeblood of the original business to wash down that pastry before you check out Christina Aguilera and David Cooley’s cement prints on their walk of fame (unless they have a table sitting on top of them).

The vibe in the bar is loose and relaxed, yet the atmosphere is lively and loud, but maybe not a good choice for the closed-minded. In retrospect, I came away with a different opinion than where my preconceived assumptions led – the tacos were delicious. Thanks, Ike, we can have Tuesdays back.

The Abbey Food and Bar
692 N Robertson Boulevard
West Hollywood, CA 90069
GPS Coordinates: 34° 5’0.09″N 118°23’7.32″W

Sweet Lady Jane
8360 Melrose Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90069
GPS Coordinates: 34° 5’0.88″N 118°22’21.61″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to The Abbey Food and Bar in West Hollywood CA for Taco Tuesday

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

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Drunks Along The Mohawk

Mohawk Bend
Echo Park (L.A.), California

Sorry kids, no matinee at Mohawk BendSorry kids, no matinee at Mohawk Bend

Leave it to Tony Yanow, the producer behind the hit “Tony’s Darts Away” in Burbank, California to debut his next project in the resurrection of a 100 year-old vaudeville house in Los Angeles’ hip, up-and-coming Echo Park district. His sequel features the familiar craft beer and vegan victuals synonymous with Darts Away, but the darts have been replaced with movie cultural references (if only on the menu). The space is magnificent – airy and open with a phalanx of booths running up a narrow room with the open kitchen off to the side. The kitchen is halved, with the vegan fare being prepared isolated to one side without any contact with animal flesh. On the other side of the room from the kitchen is a bar featuring more taps than a Gene Kelly film, primarily featuring local craft beers. Oddly enough, although the wall behind the long bar is populated with over 70 suds spigots, beer is ordered under a handwritten sign reading “Beer Here”. In addition to the craft beers, Mohawk Bend also features wine and spirits that are vinted by local (California) craftsmen, including several authentic wormwood-laden absinthes.

That's a black licorice straw in the Absinthe SpritzerThat's a black licorice straw in the Absinthe Spritzer

Yanow has populated the walls of the front of the space with a collection of vintage beer lights with not an upscale logo in sight; the walk to the massive sky lit back room is like a trek through a blue collar canyon with neon blues and reds winking their Pabst Blue Ribbon and Miller High Life electric eyes at the procession below. Walking through the portal in the 30-fot high glass wall that separates the back room from the bar area is like entering another dimension; a dimension not of sight and sound but of the mind (the mind of Tony Yanow). The tables in the back area are wisely spread out, giving more elbow room than in the joyful chaos of the bar area. Such an immense roster of beers makes choosing difficult, so I decided to forgo the beer for a cocktail; being a sucker for licorice I opted for the Absinthe Spritzer, a fizzy, citrus-laden drink sweetened with agave nectar and spiked with locally-produced La Sorciere Absinthe Bleue and finished with a black licorice straw. It was hard to tell if the drink was absorbed into the licorice or the candy permeated the drink, but the refreshing and familiar tasting concoction and the straw were gone in no time

Rice-coated calamari with a squid ink aioliRice-coated calamari with a squid ink aioli

We started light with a basic flatbread complemented by three spreads: black-eyed pea hummus, a stew of peppers onions and tomato with ricotta cheese and spicy roasted eggplant. The other light plates to follow amped it up a bit – a chorizo-stuffed date wrapped in bacon smelled intoxicating, and the date melted like butter in my mouth, adding just the right amount of sweetness. The eggplant rolls were ambitious; slices of eggplant blanketed Serrano ham and mozzarella, but the skins were a bit chewy. A platter of tempura fried vegetables with yuzu ponzu were interesting in the choice of veggies, including kabocha squash, potato, carrots and peppers; the batter was light and the chips were crunchy without being greasy.

A far cry from its former life as a theaterA far cry from its former life as a theater

My favorite of the starter dishes was a generous mound of rice-coated calamari. It would be a fair mistake to think some of the pieces tasted exceptionally lemony, since lemon slices were battered and fried along with the squid, and even those were tasty. The platter was accompanied by a small bowl of squid ink aioli for dipping, a unique condiment that added another layer of taste and complexity to the dish.

The salads were fresh, with crispy greens and colorful ingredients; the Flash Gordon was a mix of grapefruit, pickled red onion, avocado and pine nuts that was simply too beautiful to eat. The JJ Kale was a departure, accenting the green with garlic and chili and julienned jicama. The menu is overflowing with vegetable dishes, in part to realize Yanow’s promise of 60 percent vegan fare; this includes omnivorian fare that can be made to satisfy the needs of the most devout herbivores. Unfortunately, we decided to taste-test a couple of the meatatarian pizzas next to their vegetative counterparts and with my hindsight goggles on I would state that if you’re a vegan, order the vegan version and enjoy it (as I’m sure you will); but, if you heartily and with great gusto consume meat and meat products, order the straight-up animal version.

The absurdly colorful Flash Gordon saladThe absurdly colorful Flash Gordon salad

I was wondering how far of a stretch it was to take the Holy Trinity (Mohawk Bend’s version of the classic Italian Margarita pizza) and veganize it, forgetting about the cheese component. The straight-up version was simple and flavorful with the perfect texture to the crust (not cardboard and not flaccid) but I had a slight problem with the vegan mozzarella in that I thought it tasted like marshmallow. To be fair, the faux-cheese would be the perfect topping on a dessert pizza (think apples, cinnamon and walnuts), but it just hit me the wrong way. The seitan (vegan) sausage on the Able Farmin’ (the animal-free version of their Abe Froman sausage and pepper pizza) was a more admirable meat tribute; in fact, it looked more like sausage than the Sausage King of Chicago’s namesake. The vegan mozzarella on this pie was less obvious than on the Margarita, making it a vegan choice I could go with again, although the crust was a bit doughier. The peppers on the Abe were cooked down a bit but overall it would have stood up as a decent New York street slice.

The decadent insanity that is The Dork (ground duck and pork)The decadent insanity that is The Dork (ground duck and pork)

The dish to beat for the evening had to be the meat lover’s portmanteau – the Dork. This thick, juicy burger paid honorable tribute to its pork and duck composition (I suppose “Puck” would not have been a good moniker for something similar in shape to object of play in a hockey game) – broken down to its basic component, the burger is clear indication that a flying pig would be outstandingly delicious. Forget the fact that this bad boy comes with options – we selected the gruyere cheese and crowned it with an apropos fried duck egg. Hidden in this haystack of burger wonderland was apple slices, fennel and pickled onion, and a side of vegan garlic aioli made the Dork a disk worth eating solo.

Abe Froman vs. Able Farmin' - Sausage King meets Veggie TalesAbe Froman vs. Able Farmin' - Sausage King meets Veggie Tales

Just when it seemed impossible to consume another bite, the desserts arrived. I was willing to give what looked like a pan-fried chocolate chip cookie topped with ice cream a pass, but only because I’m not a big CCC fan – the chocolate lovers at the table dug it in a big way; likewise with the vegan s’mores, although I confess to trying the Graham crackers made in house. I have to give kudos to the berry and apple crostado made with Bisquick and cinnamon and topped with fresh sliced strawberries for lulling me out of my dessert boycott – that and a cup of coffee for me signaled the end to an orgy of fresh and flavorful cuisine.

Berry and apple crostadoBerry and apple crostado

Carnivores and herbivores alike can find something to enjoy at Mohawk Bend, and the space is conducive to hanging out afterwards and knocking a few back. Mohawk Bend is already reenergizing an area of town that is quickly becoming a bohemian district, and that’s a wrap!

Mohawk Bend
2141 Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90026
GPS Coordinates: 34° 4’39.08″N 118°15’52.97″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s dinner at Mohawk Bend in Los Angeles, California

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

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Family Thais

Night+Market
West Hollywood CA

A simple neon sign heralds the Night+MarketA simple neon sign heralds the Night+Market

For over three decades, the Yenbamroong family has been a fixture on the Los Angeles restaurant scene with a fleet of Thai restaurants, mostly catering to Western tastes. At the beginning of 2011, heir to the throne Kris Yenbamroong transformed the former Key Club office in the space adjacent to family’s established Talesai restaurant on Sunset Strip into Night+Market, a sparse, modern restaurant serving (as the neon sign advertises), Thai street food. Yenbamroong is quick to point out that Thais might be slightly put off by the term street food, as he essentially captures the essence of home cooked folksy food, using recipes gathered from his extended family and creating his own renditions of the traditional cuisine. The menu fare is primarily (but not limited to) dishes from the northern region of the country that the clan calls home.

Crispy pork toro (pork collar)Crispy pork toro (pork collar)

Pork figures prominently on the menu, including an unusual variety of cuts in unique, flavorful preparations, but this isn’t a case of Yenbamroong catching a free ride on the hip “nose-to-tail” bandwagon – the dishes are reproductions of cuisine that is the product of a people making do with the ingredients on hand. At the lavish menu tasting I was recently invited to sample, the first dishes out belied the restaurant’s departure from Anglicized Thai food; moist and tender skewers of condensed milk-soaked pork satay and an eggy minced chicken larb gai, although flavorful, did nothing to shatter my notions of what defines Thai food. I understand that pad thai finds a place on the menu, but bears little similarity to the Western expectation of the noodle dish.  I was still remarking how unusually flavor-packed their homemade shrimp chips (with a peppery accompanying sauce that has the look and consistency of a dark tomato paste) were when they brought out the heavy artillery. One dish that looked like chunks of grilled onion turned out to be what Yenbamroong has named “pork toro” made from the hog collar, a delicious fatty and under-appreciated cut of pork. The little piggy nibbles were slightly chewy with the texture of a firm, grilled vegetable and took their deep color and flavor from dark soy sauce. Since your typical pig has two ears, it was only fitting that there were as many dishes featuring them. The pig ear strips stir fried with chile and garlic were instantly recognizable by the white membrane sandwiched between fleshy pork, but the outrageously tender deep-fried, tempura-battered pig ear could have passed for calamari tentacles. Essentially, Yenbamroong has successfully made a sow’s ear into a silk purse.

The chorizo-like sai uah northern pork sausageThe chorizo-like sai uah northern pork sausage

From the trailing end of the beast were equally unrecognizable pig tails. These succulent hunks of flesh are initially charred in a wok on high heat, braised and then deep fried, resulting in pork that literally melts in your mouth – there’s a good chance this dish could put Pre-Chew Charlie’s out of business. Two types of pork sausage were represented: the quail egg-sized sour sai krok isaan (earning its sour merit badge through 1 to 2 days of fermentation prior to cooking) and a northern sai uah (chiengrai herbed sausage served with noom salsa and cucumber). The sai uah had the consistency of chorizo and the fiery bite of a cobra and the sweet, sticky coconut rice was the only antidote at the table. Night+Market’s catfish tamale would look perfectly at home on a diner’s plate in a Oaxacan restaurant, wrapped lovingly in banana leaves plucked from Yenbamroong’s patio garden, but there was nothing Latino about the aroma of the fresh herbs and ground catfish that emanated from the unveiled treat. Nuoc mam chicken wings marinated in fish sauce were fried to perfection and almost tasted like seafood (a reversal of the “tastes like chicken” syndrome).

The flavors of the kao kluk gapi play together on the plateThe flavors of the kao kluk gapi play together on the plate

The two most formidable dishes sampled that evening were brought out last; the first was in impressive and attractive bowl of kao kluk gapi featuring rice flavored with shrimp paste and tiny dried shrimp, candied pork, shredded egg, red onion, green mango, cilantro and evil little Thai bird eye chiles. The dish arrived at in collective mounds to be mixed tableside and the wonderful aspect was that each forkful was flavored with whichever component was most prominent at the time. A bowl of kua gling (“border beef tendertail” simmered in chili paste and garnished with finely shredded kaffir lime leaves, also plucked from the garden) was the acme of incendiary cuisine – there was nothing on the table that would douse the flames of anguish spreading through my mouth – such rich, flavorful pain.

Quite literally, an ice cream sandwichQuite literally, an ice cream sandwich

Chef Yenbamroong showed mercy on me by the promise of a cooling ice cream sandwich for desert – little did I realize how literal that statement was. The Trippy Meter pegged into the red when a dish was placed on the table containing a scoop of coconut ice cream standing on the shoulders of sweet sticky rice permeated with condensed and evaporated milk, garnished with toasted mung beans and sandwiched, yes, sandwiched between two slices of bread. Granted, the bread used was pan de leche, but it was the oddest looking translation of the name I had ever seen. True to his word, the ice cream took the edge off my 3rd-degree burnt tongue, but I have to say that it was a sweet delight. I’m not sure if it because of the ingredients, but the bread took on the characteristics of angel food cake.

Yenbamroong is enjoying a brisk business, offering a unique take on Thai cuisine in southern California, and is planning expansion to the current offerings possibly including grilling on the patio (he recently acquired three Thai sausage grills) and noodle house dishes. Whatever direction Night+Market takes, I will be waiting in eager anticipation to Thai one on.

Night+Market
9043 Sunset Boulevard
West Hollywood CA 90069
GPS Coordinates:  34° 5’26.58″N 118°23’20.74″W
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GALLERY: See images from Val’s dinner at Night+Market at  in West Hollywood CA

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

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Food Porn

Pig penis

The finished product - Dick-on-a-StickThe finished product - Dick-on-a-Stick

By now you’ve seen the word “penis” twice; if the sound of the word or penile imagery makes you uncomfortable, this is fair warning that you will probably not enjoy this article.  Before you ask Bertha Bumiller to round up the Smut Snatchers of the New Order, I should tell you that the penis in question recently belonged to a male sus scofa (the domesticated Kunekune pig of New Zealand). I don’t think it’s much of a stretch to say that this article may redefine the oddly named photographic phenomenon known as “food porn”. Forgive the penile puns and double-entendre, but the penis as food is not a new aspect of modern gastronomy or a hardcore adaptation of the “nose-to-tail” movement; other cultures have been eating this member of the meat family for millennia (as covered previously in articles on bull penis).

Newly-opened Lindy & Grundy butcher shop in L.A.Newly-opened Lindy & Grundy butcher shop in L.A.

Up front, let me state for the record that I did not scour the meat department of my local 99 Ranch Market looking for Porky’s personality; I had responded to a tweet by friends and friendly neighborhood L.A. butchers Lindy & Grundy who stated that a pig came in packing heat (they are normally removed prior to them receiving the carcass) and that they were looking for any takers for the less-than-mighty pork sword. I doubt anyone was surprised when I laid claim to the economy cut, and since friend and colleague Eddie Lin was in the area, he offered to swing by and grab my penis (“fair warning”, remember?).

The terrible pork swordThe terrible pork sword

The issue of actually eating the object was never in doubt, but it took a while to decide how to prepare it. After deliberating over several ideas, it was decided that it would be the perfect way to break in the gleaming new deep fryer I received for my birthday, but we still had to come to agreement on a recipe. The somewhat diminutive size of the meat whistle ruled out any preparation involving slicing, dicing or julienne frying, which led to the obvious conclusion – corn dogging the thing. Using an online recipe for corn dog batter, we whipped up a batch of the tasty dip and slid that bad boy in. I’ll give credit where credit is due; my lovely wife Claudia christened the dish with a name far superior to my “penis corn dog” – the poetic and lyrical “Dick-on-a-Stick”.

So how did it taste, you ask (or maybe don’t)? Well, I won’t spoil the fun and cinematic splendor of letting you see for yourself the preparation and consumption of the dish in our little porn flick below. My only regret is that we couldn’t get Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg to do the theme song.

Lindy and Grundy
801 North Fairfax Avenue
Los Angeles CA 90046
GPS Coordinates:  34°5’9.46″N 118°21’42.02″W

GALLERY: See images of Lindy & Grundy, the butchers who supplied the meat and Val and Eddie Lin preparing the dish

VIDEO: The making of Dick-on-a-Stick by Trippy Food and Deep End Dining


NOTE: The pig penis was provided at no cost by Lindy and Grundy, butchers. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by Lindy and Grundy although the double entendre was free-flowing.

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